A joke about the Danish pastry is:
Q: What do you call a day old pastry?
A: Yesterdanish.
The joke was cited on Reddit on July 21, 2016. “#replacebeatlessongwithfood Yesterdanish” was cited on Twitter on January 19, 2012.
Wikipedia: Danish pastry
Danish pastry or just Danish (especially in American English) is a multilayered, laminated sweet pastry in the viennoiserie tradition. The concept was brought to Denmark by Austrian bakers and has since developed into a Danish specialty. Like other viennoiserie pastries, such as croissants, Danish pastry is a variant of puff pastry made of laminated yeast-leavened doughs, creating a layered texture.
Twitter
Holli
@holliadrienne
#replacebeatlessongwithfood Yesterdanish
1:20 PM - 19 Jan 2012
Twitter
Jason Soderlund ن
@jgsoderlund
No disappointment like a stale Danish #yesterdanish
1:13 PM - 23 Feb 2014
Twitter
Stephen ☔ Alexander
@sjalexander
Hey y’all there’s some choice yesterdanish in the break room #yesterdanish http://instagram.com/p/wL-F3tFf5S/
7:48 AM - 4 Dec 2014
reddit—Dad Jokes
What you you call a day old pastry? (self.dadjokes)
submitted July 21, 2016 by campbell6315
yesterdanish
The Amazingly Lame Joke of the Day
What you you call a day old pastry?
Yesterdanish.
Posted by Tim Wycislak at 5:16 AM
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