A risqué pickle pun is:
Q: What do you call a deer that eats pickles?
A: A dill doe (dildo).
“What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A DILL DOE!” was posted on the newsgroup alt.jokes.pentium on September 5, 1999. “What did they call the female deer who ate a lot of pickles? A dill doe!” was posted on Twitter on April 18, 2012. The joke has been printed on many images.
Similar “dill” and “dildo” puns include “McDonald’s is making a deep fried pickle covered in batter. They are calling it Mc Dill Dough” and “What do you need to make dill bread?”/“Dill dough.”
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Really bad one
Pliny the Other
2/27/98
J’a hear about the female deer who ran into the pickle factory?
She came out a dill doe.
Google Groups: alt.jokes.pentium
joke
Norma & Ben
9/5/99
what do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A DILL DOE!
Twitter
I Write Art ✏
@dennissweatt
What do you get when you cross a deer with a pickle? A dill doe
8:47 PM - 27 Mar 2009
Twitter
jessica beckett
@jessica_beckett
lmao, What do you get when you cross a pickle and a deer? A dill doe XD
12:54 AM - 26 Dec 2009
Twitter
Steve
@SteveBM
Replying to @zillamonster
@zillamonster what did they call the female deer who ate a lot of pickles?
A dill doe!
11:43 AM - 18 Apr 2012
Twitter
Mrs. Lea Lowery
@mrslealowery
Maybe I’ll dress up like a deer for Halloween but for my arms and legs I’ll cover in pickles n then I’ll be a Dill Doe
9:48 PM - 29 Oct 2013
Twitter
cejas
@alexeyebrows
a deer that has gotten its face caught in a jar of pickles is a dill doe, thanks
1:40 PM - 24 Aug 2014
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a deer that eats pickles? (self.dadjokes)
submitted March 31, 2016 by amisamiamiam
A dill doe.
Reddit—Jokes
What kind of deer likes pickles?
submitted July 18, 2017 by thudly
A dill doe.
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