A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 21, 2020
“What do you call a domestic animal you keep in your vehicle?"/"Carpet.”

A “carpet” should not be confused with a “car pet,” but there are jokes. “Tumbled: ‘If you were to keep an animal in your vehicle, is it a carpet?’” was posted on Twitter by Micek on October 7, 2008. “#punsr CARPET: An animal you keep in your vehicle to stroke and talk to” was posted on Twitter by Siân Is Me on June 25, 2013.

“What do you call a domestic animal you keep in your vehicle? Carpet” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 20, 2020.


Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 02-07-03
Stan Kegel
Feb 7, 2003, 7:51:39 PM
What kind of pet did Aladdin have ?
A flying car-pet ! (John G. Steen)

Twitter
Micek
@cmicek
Tumbled: “If you were to keep an animal in your vehicle, is it a carpet?”: “If you were to keep an.. http://tinyurl.com/3kqyul
6:17 PM · Oct 7, 2008·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Siân Is Me
@thesiansims
#punsr CARPET: An animal you keep in your vehicle to stroke and talk to.
2:23 PM · Jun 25, 2013·Twitter for iPad

Twitter
Joey Ray
@Coach_J_Ray
What do you call a cute little animal that you keep in your vehicle?
A carpet
Double checked it for spelling and grammar errors
@J_R_02
10:10 AM · Nov 21, 2014·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Jesse
@JesseDoctor
If you keep an animal in your vehicle, that’s a carpet.
5:22 PM · Sep 19, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/notsonog23 November 20, 2020
What do you call a domestic animal you keep in your vehicle?
Carpet

Twitter
Dad
@ImYourDad___
What do you call a domestic animal you keep in your vehicle?
Carpet
1:51 PM · Nov 20, 2020·IFTTT

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Saturday, November 21, 2020 • Permalink