A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 15, 2018
“What do you call a drunk wall?"/"Plastered.”

"Did you hear about the drunk wall? It was plastered” was posted on Twitter by Matthew Tse on March 20, 2015. “What did the drunk wall say to his buddy? I’m plastered” was posted on Twitter by Brittney on February 20, 2016.

A popular riddle version was posted on Twitter by dad jokes on May 1, 2018:

Q: What do you call a drunk wall?
A: Plastered.



Twitter
Matthew Tse
@mwdtse
Did you hear about the drunk wall? It was plastered.
1:11 PM - 30 Mar 2015

Twitter
✨Brittney ✨
@BrittneyNChrist
What did the drunk wall say to his buddy? I’m plastered.
4:06 PM - 20 Feb 2016

Twitter
dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered
10:49 AM - 1 May 2018

Twitter
Shannon Black
@shannonblack995
#Borrowed” joke of the day What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered!!! HA !!!! PLASTERED !!!! GET IT smile LOL LMAO BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! youre Welcome ! Teeheehee!
10:53 AM - 1 May 2018

Twitter
dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered
10:49 AM - 5 May 2018

Facebook
PakaIu Papito
May 11, 2018 ·
What do you call a drunk wall?
Plastered

Twitter
dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered
10:49 AM - 16 Jul 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, July 15, 2018 • Permalink