"Did you hear about the drunk wall? It was plastered” was posted on Twitter by Matthew Tse on March 20, 2015. “What did the drunk wall say to his buddy? I’m plastered” was posted on Twitter by Brittney on February 20, 2016.
A popular riddle version was posted on Twitter by dad jokes on May 1, 2018:
Q: What do you call a drunk wall?
A: Plastered.
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Matthew Tse
@mwdtse
Did you hear about the drunk wall? It was plastered.
1:11 PM - 30 Mar 2015
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✨Brittney ✨
@BrittneyNChrist
What did the drunk wall say to his buddy? I’m plastered.
4:06 PM - 20 Feb 2016
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dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered
10:49 AM - 1 May 2018
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Shannon Black
@shannonblack995
#Borrowed” joke of the day What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered!!! HA !!!! PLASTERED !!!! GET IT 
LOL LMAO BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! youre Welcome ! Teeheehee!
10:53 AM - 1 May 2018
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dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered
10:49 AM - 5 May 2018
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PakaIu Papito
May 11, 2018 ·
What do you call a drunk wall?
Plastered
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dad jokes
@dadtellsjokes
What do you call a drunk wall? Plastered
10:49 AM - 16 Jul 2018
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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