Would a mutant cow be called a “moo-tant”? “‘Mootant’ comic book - a cow with the X-Men logo” was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.comics.misc on October 23, 1992.
“What would you call a Post Apocolyptic Bovine? A Mootant” was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.stop-smoking on October 21, 2002. “What do you call a cow whose DNA has been changed? A mootant!” was printed in the book Monster Maker (2007) by Jim Benton. “What do you call a cow with too many chromosomes? A MOOtant” was posted on Twitter by Excelsior, Mr Lee on September 28, 2010.
A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on August 23, 2019:
Q: What do you call a genetically engineered cow?
A: A mootant.
Google Groups: rec.arts.comics.misc
The Awesome Slapstick 1
Ron Dippold
10/23/92
(...)
Page 4, Panel 7: “Blue Cephalopod Man” comic book, and a “Mootant” comic book - a cow with the X-Men logo.
Google Groups: alt.cows.moo.moo.moo
Moo-tant cows
Mike Dear
6/2/93
In article <1993May28…@dct.ac.uk>
, .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (Graeme Findlay) writes:
>
> Did anybody see the film on C4 about two weeks ago about cows???
>
> It was a black comedy type film all about moo-tants(deliberate spelling)
> that had grown from cows into a shape that closely resembles humans…even
> though they had two heads..
Google Groups: alt.fan.power-rangers
[Fan-Fic] CYAN RANGER: Cyan’s Choice {Re-Post}
MooTant
7/18/96
(...)
Today on the Cyan Ranger Saga…
The 6 Rangers must go off and fight with a mutant cow named, MooTant, however they are weakend in the battle and gain the assistance of a new Ranger; will this Cyan Power Ranger help them in batlle, or will the Rangers die? Find out next on the First Story of the Cyan Ranger SAGA!
Google Groups: alt.support.stop-smoking
MOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paula
10/21/02
(...)
What would you call a Post Apocolyptic Bovine?
A Mootant.
Google Groups: rec.humor
Definitions
Tim Bruening
5/7/04
(...)
Moo Tant: Cow ant crossbreed.
Google Books
Monster Maker
By Jim Benton
New York, NY: Simon & Schuster Children’s Publishing Division
2007
Pg. 59:
What do you call a cow whose DNA has been changed?
A mootant!
Twitter
Excelsior, Mr Lee.
@RichardCasey
What do you call a cow with too many chromosomes? A MOOtant. Athank you, I’m here for the rest of eternity.
6:56 PM · Sep 28, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Google Books
The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes:
1,001+ Punny Jokes Your Pops Will Love Telling Over and Over and Over
By Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Berkeley, CA: Ulysses Press
2016
Pg. 112:
Q: Why did the cow want to learn karate?
A: She was a Moo-tant Ninja Cow.
Twitter
water toupee
@markydoodoo
hey gang, what do u call a cow with a birth defect? a mootant. haha i wish i was dead
12:34 PM · May 12, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/joshsalvi August 23, 2019
What do you call a genetically engineered cow?
A mootant
Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
What do you call a genetically engineered cow?
A mootant.
4:18 PM · Aug 24, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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@QTAnon1
What do you call a genetically engineered cow?
A mootant.
8:55 AM · Sep 8, 2019·Hootsuite Inc.
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What do you call a genetically engineered cow?
A mootant.
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