A guacamole riddle is:
Q: What do you call a handsome avocado?
A: Guapomole.
“Guapomole” is “guapo” (handsome) and “guacamole.” “What do you call a handsome avocado?.....Guapomole” was posted on Twitter by Jordan Damasco on October 9, 2019. “What do you call a handsome avocado? Guapomole” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on January 25, 2023.
Twitter
david
@daaveeedo
what if i changed my twitter name to guapomole? like guacamole but since im handsome its guapo instead of guaca..lol hmmm
9:23 PM 路 May 30, 2011
Twitter
rhe.
@riyatchu
If you were an avocado, you’d be guapomole 馃槢
1:59 AM 路 Apr 24, 2016
Twitter
Kiki 馃尭
@kikicucci
Maybe it’s because I’m half asleep still but I just thought of this in my dream
What does a good looking avocado make?
guapomole
10:38 PM 路 Jun 12, 2016
Twitter
Bob Barker
@ballivgarden
Handsome avocados turn into guapomol茅
7:59 PM 路 Feb 19, 2017
Twitter
Jordan Damasco
@JordanDamasco
What do you call a handsome avocado?.....Guapomole
5:09 PM 路 Oct 9, 2019
Twitter
the j spot
@xxi_jacee
A good looking Filipino avocado? You mean a guapomole?
3:02 PM 路 Dec 8, 2022
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/OosDaHouse January 25, 2023
What do you call a handsome avocado
Guapomole
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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