A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 06, 2017
“What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?"/"Retired.”

A retirement riddle has been printed on several images:

Q: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
A: Retired.


The saying was posted on Twitter on September 20, 2014.


Twitter
RudeNCrude‏
@rudencrude
@luvzgambit Happy Monday? Who’s happy on a Monday unless you’re retired or rich?
6:12 AM - 25 Jan 2010

Twitter
Kushagr Agarwal‏
@kushagragarwal
What do you call someone who is happy on a Monday ..... Retired
#OfficeOffice
11:11 PM - 30 Sep 2014

Twitter
Eva Willis‏
@EvaTwits
What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?
Retired.
5:23 PM - 18 Sep 2016

Twitter
MaroneyAutos‏
@MaroneyAutos
Q. What do you call a person who is happy on Monday morning?
A. Retired http://fb.me/1pjI9kySF
5:48 AM - 3 Oct 2016

Twitter
Alan S Harrell‏
@ashtexas
What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? . . . Retired.
7:16 AM - 3 Oct 2016

Me.Me
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO IS HAPPY ON MONDAY? RETIRED MEME
MEMES MONDAYS HAPPY MONDAY HAPPINESS 🤖 PERSONAL WHO PERSONALITY WHAT DO YOU PERSONABLE ONS RETIREMENT RETIRED
FOUND @ 1116 LIKES ON 2016-11-07 18:41:23 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

14 May 2017, Sunday Independent (Dublin, Ireland) “I don’t like Mondays, but I know why” by Eleanor Goggin, pg. 4:
The question goes; “What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?” And the answer is, “Retired”. And that was the situation with me until recently.

The Jackson County Times-Journal (Jackson, OH)
Round the Town with Karen Wyant
Jun 12, 2017
(...)
What do you call person who is happy on Monday? Retired!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Friday, October 06, 2017 • Permalink