“Maltesers” are a British confectionery product with a a spheroid malted milk centre. The candy has nothing to do with the country of Malta, but there’s a riddle:
Q: What do you call a stripper from Malta?
A: A Malteser.
“What do you call a stripper from malta? A malteaser” was posted on Twitter by sam on July 7, 2012. “What to you call a stripper from Malta? A Malteaser” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 4, 2019.
Wikipedia: Maltesers
Maltesers are a British confectionery product manufactured by Mars, Incorporated. Maltesers consist of a spheroid malted milk centre surrounded by milk chocolate. Maltesers are sold in a variety of packaging, including plastic bags (ranging in size from small ‘fun-size’ upwards), larger cardboard boxes and tubes, and plastic buckets (ranging in size from medium to very large). They also have medium-sized “teasers” in Celebrations boxes. Maltesers are also one of the types of chocolate included in Mars’s Revels assortment.
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sam
@sam123___
What do you call a stripper from malta? A malteaser
11:25 AM - 7 Jul 2012
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Aldy Discopants
@canoeblue
What do you call a stripper from Malta? A Malteaser!
3:20 PM - 29 Jun 2014
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Sam Allardyce
@BigSamLAD
What do you call a stripper from Malta? ‘A Malteaser’ #ENGMAL
12:54 PM - 8 Oct 2016
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Pedro Loureiro
@Pedrooloureiroo
What do you call a stripper from malta?
A malteaser…
4:58 AM - 23 Sep 2018
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MATT
@mattkivi
what do you call a stripper from malta? a malteser !!! waaaaay
6:31 PM - 17 Nov 2018
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Deleted_By_FBI May 4, 2019
What to you call a stripper from Malta?
A Malteaser.
Boom, boom, tah!
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