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Entry from September 18, 2016
“What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?"/"A salad shooter.”

A popular vegetarian joke is:

Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: A salad shooter.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 1993. The joke has been printed on sevveral GIFs.


Google Groups: rec.humor.funny
Vegetable Medley
Bob Kirkpatrick
5/5/93
My daughter told me this one:

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter.

Google Groups: rec.food.veg
VEGAN: Joke
gu...@col.hp.com
5/6/93
Q:  What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A:  A Salad Shooter!

Google Groups: rec.humor
DIARRHEA
David Malott
2/13/96
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
Salad Shooter!

Google Books
The Even Bigger Book of Gross Jokes
By Julius Alvin
New York, NY: Kensington Books
2000
Pg. 51:
What do you caR a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.

Urban Dictionary
Salad Shooter
A vegitarian or vegan with the runs.
by kreecher August 16, 2003

Google Books
The Everything Kids’ Gross Jokes Book:
Side-splitting Jokes That Make Your Skin Crawl!

By Aileen Weintraub
Avon, MA: Adams Media
2005
Pg. 64:
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.

Google Books
Jumbo Jokes And Riddles Book:
Hours of Gut-busting fun!

By Beth L. Blair
Avon, MA: Adams Media
2007
Pg. 298:
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.

YouTube
Jokes - What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
jokesus
Published on Aug 19, 2015
Joke :
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

Google Books
Fat Poo’s Vegetarian Jokes
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative
2016
Pg. ?:
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhoea?
A Salad Shooter!

reddit
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
submitted September 18, 2016 by LyricalGypsy
A salad shooter.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, September 18, 2016 • Permalink