A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 29, 2017
“What do you call a woman who trades sex for spaghetti?"/"A pastatute.”

"Pastatute” (pasta + prostitute) has been used in several jokes. “I caught (Tonight Show host Johnny—ed.) Carson’s monologue last night...it was one of his better ones. I’m still chuckling over this one: He related a news story about a woman somewhere (US) who was arrested for soliciting ‘sexual favors’...her price was, get this, spaghetti dinners. Well, OK, de gustibus and all that, but Carson asked:  ‘Does that make her a pastatute?’” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on June 11, 1991.

“@jimmyfallon there was a similar joke on Johnny Carson, woman arrested for selling sex for spaghetti dinner = pastatute” was posted on Twitter by Theresa Kenyon‏ on June 24, 2009. ”pastatute A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on January 23, 2010.


Google Groups: rec.humor
Heeeeeerrrrrrs Johnny!
Duke McMullan n5gax
6/11/91
I caught Carson’s monologue last night...it was one of his better ones. I’m still chuckling over this one:

He related a news story about a woman somewhere (US) who was arrested for soliciting “sexual favors”...her price was, get this, spaghetti dinners.

Well, OK, de gustibus and all that, but Carson asked:  “Does that make her a pastatute?”

Google Groups: alt.books.stephen-king
Joke of the DAY
DavidEvan
2/27/98
(...)
The Lady of the Evening who didn’t charge money for her “services”; just demanded a pizza instead...would she technically be called a pastatute?

Twitter
Theresa Kenyon‏
@thecatcameback
Replying to @jimmyfallon
@jimmyfallon there was a similar joke on Johnny Carson, woman arrested for selling sex for spaghetti dinner = pastatute.  }:D
6:41 PM - 24 Jun 2009

Urban Dictionary
pastatute
A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners.
I made a delicious lasagna for a pastatute.
#spaghetti#lasagna#macaroni#fusilli#angel hair
by HarpoD January 23, 2010

Twitter
known alphetologist‏
@BXHXLD
What do you call a girl that has sex for spaghetti???? ..... a PASTAtute!!!
#classic
4:35 PM - 24 Mar 2010

19 October 2010, The Mercury (Durban, South Africa), pg. ?
WHAT do you call a woman who sells herself for lasagne?
A pastatute.

Reddit—Jokes
what do you call an italian whore?
submitted August 29, 2012 by danish_of_doom
a pastatute lol

Reddit—Jokes
What do you call an Italian whore?
submitted September 18, 2014 by Consarnitdadgumit
A pastatute.
I’ll see myself out.

Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a woman that has sex for spaghetti?
submitted August 29, 2017 by Cock_Vomit
A pastatute
(...)
COMMENTS
gonzo_rulz
A spaghetti-ho

Twitter
thankful dad jokes‏
@dadtellsjokes
What do you call someone who sells their body for a bowl of spaghetti?
A pastatute!
5:15 PM - 1 Nov 2017

Reddit—Dad Jokes
What do you call someone who sells their body for spaghetti? (self.dadjokes)
submitted September 28, 2018 by DrewciferCDXX
A pastatute.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, August 29, 2017 • Permalink