A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 28, 2018
“What do you call a woman with a toothpick up her bum?"/"Olive.”

Olives are often eaten with toothpicks—especially the olives served in alcoholic drinks. A joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on January 9, 1992:

Q: What do you call a lady with a toothpick in her head?
A: Olive.


A slightly different version was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on December 1, 1995:

Q: What do you call a girl with a toothpick up her ass?
A: Olive.



Google Groups: rec.humor
names upon names
Simon Walmsley
1/9/92
(...)
What do you call a lady with a toothpick in her head?
Olive

Google Groups: rec.humor
girl name jokes
Nicholas CLarke
12/1/95
(...)
q: What do you call a girl with a toothpick up her ass?
a: Olive.

Google Groups: aus.jokes
What do you…
Mat Lazarow
10/15/97
What do you call a women with a toothpick up her arse?
Olive

Google Books
The New Treasury of Gross Jokes
By Julius Alvin
New York, NY: Kensington Books
2004
Pg. 40:
What do you call a woman with a toothpick through her clit?
Olive.

28 August 2005, Sunday Telegraph (Surry Hills, New South Wales), “The Funday Telegraph” by Richard Clune, pg. 13:
What do you call a lady with a toothpick in her head?
OLIVE

Twitter
Beverley-Anne Rolt
@TrendyKidzAust
What do you call a lady with a toothpick up her bum?.... OLIVE........  Hehe ...... anyone else got any? Need a good sunday laugh
4:07 AM - 7 Jun 2009

8 January 2010, The Sun (London, UK), pg. 15:
WHAT do you call a woman with a toothpick in her head? Olive.

Google Books
Jokes:
Have a Laugh and Improve Your English

By Adrian Wallwork
Cham, Switzerland: Springer
2018
Pg. XXII:
What do you call a woman with a toothpick in her head?
Olive.

Twitter
lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#tuesdaytitters
What do you call a lady sitting on a toothpick?
Olive.
10:30 PM - 27 Aug 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, August 28, 2018 • Permalink