A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from November 19, 2021
“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?"/"Stolen.”

“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?"/"Nacho cheese” is a famous riddle. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?"/"Stolen" is an anti-joke of this that has been printed on several images.

“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? ‘Stolen Gouda’” was posted on Twitter by jim on March 8, 2011. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail” was posted on Twitter by abbie on April 6, 2011. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen cheese! #dontencourageher” was posted on Twitter by Alisa Rosenthal on April 8, 2011. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen” was posted on Twitter by Joel’s Fun Tweet Zone (and others) on May 6, 2011.


Twitter
jim
@jimhotep
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? ‘Stolen Gouda”.
9:20 AM · Mar 8, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
abbie
@bonjourabbie
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.
12:45 PM · Apr 6, 2011·Echofon

Twitter
Alisa Rosenthal
@alisarosenthal
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen cheese! #dontencourageher
12:23 PM · Apr 8, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
V the Great
@_medicalwaste
what do you call cheese that isn’t yours? .. STOLEN
5:31 PM · May 6, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Joel’s Fun Tweet Zone
@joeldavidgus
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen.
7:11 PM · May 6, 2011·Twitter SMS

Twitter
Daily Anti-Joke
@DailyAntiJoke
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Stolen. You’re going to jail. #antijoke
2:11 AM · Aug 31, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/Tubahero37 December 19, 2013
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen.

Twitter
Anti-Joke Cat
@AntiJokeCat
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. You’re under arrest.
6:15 PM · Jun 20, 2014·Hootsuite

Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/awwolf August 1, 2014
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. You’re under arrest.

Reddit—Funny
Posted by u/bobojoker4 October 4, 2014
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen property

Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/trimbler25 July 25, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Cheese that doesn’t belong to you, which has most likely been stolen.

Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/Wack_Man_ April 14, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/WattoNUFC April 27, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. Return it immediately or you will be reported.

Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/StAnger99 August 23, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. You’re a criminal.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/DallasDomino0806 December 18, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours
Stolen

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Paper-Cup November 28, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

Reddit --AntiJokes
Posted by u/Singular-Mouth March 4, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. You gotta give that cheese back to its rightful owner.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Awkward-Ad6455 November 18, 2021
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, November 19, 2021 • Permalink