A popular “dumb blonde” joke is:
Q: What do you call eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on March 30, 1994.
Google Groups: rec.humor
BLONDE JOKE LIST WANTED
Kristina Lindberg
3/30/94
(...)
Q: What do you call four blondes at a four way stop?
A: Eternity.
Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Good Blonde Joke
Steven K. Robison
2/18/96
Q: What is “eternity?”
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop intersection.
Google Books
Leon Schuster’s Lekker, Thick South African Joke Book
By Leon Schuster
Halfway House, South Africa: Zebra
1998
Pg. 52:
What do you call four blondes at a four-way stop?
Eternity.
Google Groups: alt.society.zeitgeist
blonde jokes
Dawdle2day
2/19/98
(...)
What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes at a four way stop.
18 January 1999, Statesman Journal (Salem, OR), “Willamette Whimsy” by Tom Forstrom, pg. D1, col. 1:
What do you call an eternity? Four redheads in four cars at a four-way stop.
Google Groups: rec.humor
Blonde Jokes
TheCrypt1
5/20/99
What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Google Books
Ultimate Book of Jokes:
The Essential Collection of More Than 1,500 Jokes
By Scott McNeely
San Francisco, CA: Chronicle Books
2011
Pg. 38:
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four blondes at a four-way stop.
YouTube
Jokes - What is the definition of eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.
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Published on Aug 20, 2015
Joke :
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.
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