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Entry from April 29, 2019
“What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?"/"Guardians of the Galaxy.”

The movie Guardians of the Galaxy came out in 2014, and many jokes involved the Samsung Galaxy mobile computing devices. “‘Guardians of the Galaxy’, some title indeed. Perhaps it has something to do with Samsung and mall security. No?” was posted on Twitter by Ѫ on August 2, 2014. “No, Phil, ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ is not a fucking documentary about Samsung security…” was posted on Twitter by ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive on August 7, 2014.

A popular riddle was posted on Twitter by 咸鱼豆奶 on August 12, 2014:

Q: What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
A: “Guardians of the Galaxy.”



Wikipedia: Samsung Galaxy
Samsung Galaxy (stylized as SAMSUNG Galaxy since 2015, previously stylized as Samsung GALAXY) is a series of mobile computing devices designed, manufactured and marketed by Samsung Electronics. The product line includes the Galaxy S series of high-end smartphones, the Galaxy Tab series of tablets, the Galaxy Note series of tablets and phablets with the added functionality of a stylus, and smartwatches including the first version of the Galaxy Gear, with later versions dropping the Galaxy branding, until the release of the Galaxy Watch in 2018.

Wikipedia: Guardians of the Galaxy (film)
Guardians of the Galaxy (retroactively referred to as Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1) is a 2014 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics superhero team of the same name, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. It is the tenth film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). The film was directed by James Gunn, who wrote the screenplay with Nicole Perlman, and features an ensemble cast including Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, and Bradley Cooper as the titular Guardians, along with Lee Pace, Michael Rooker, Karen Gillan, Djimon Hounsou, John C. Reilly, Glenn Close, and Benicio del Toro. In Guardians of the Galaxy, Peter Quill forms an uneasy alliance with a group of extraterrestrial criminals who are fleeing after stealing a powerful artifact.

Twitter
Ѫ
@lxkdfrgb
“Guardians of the Galaxy”, some title indeed.
Perhaps it has something to do with Samsung and mall security. No?
12:53 PM - 2 Aug 2014

Twitter
ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive
@JonyIveParody
No, Phil, “Guardians of the Galaxy” is not a fucking documentary about Samsung security…
3:36 PM - 7 Aug 2014

Twitter
Qirtn
@Qirtn
So Guardians of the Galaxy is not a documentary on the life of the security men posted outside Samsung’s mobile factories? Ok
7:02 AM - 11 Aug 2014

Twitter
Julian F. (房蔚榮)
@Julesfwy
You know those security guards outside Samsung? They are the true guardians of the galaxy.
9:38 AM - 12 Aug 2014

Twitter
咸鱼豆奶
@PonyPasta
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
“Guardians of the Galaxy”
HAHAHAHAHAHA okay I need more friends.
11:25 PM - 12 Aug 2014

Twitter
Jokes4us.com
@quickjokes
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
5:03 PM - 4 Oct 2014

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/snowflake47 December 31, 2016
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy

Google Books
Dad Jokes:
The Punniest Joke Book Ever

By Editors of Portable Press
New York, NY: Simon & Schuster
2017
Pg. ?:
Q: What do you call a group of security guards in front of the Samsung store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/InsecureTurdPilot February 22, 2018
What do you call security guards at a Samsung store?
Guardians Of The Galaxy.

Mullet Wrapper
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops
By Mullet Wrapper on April 23, 2019
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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Fire_Tuber April 29, 2019
What do you call Samsung security guards
Gaurdians Of The Galaxy

Posted by Barry Popik
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