A cow riddle is:
Q: What do you get from a cowmedian?
A: Cream of wit.
A “cowmedian” is a “cow-comedian.” The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007.
Wikipedia: Cream of Wheat
Cream of Wheat is a brand of farina, a type of breakfast porridge mix made from wheat semolina. It looks similar to grits, but is smoother in texture since it is made with ground wheat kernels instead of ground corn. It is also referred to as “hot cereal”. It was first manufactured in the United States in 1893 by wheat millers in Grand Forks, North Dakota. The product made its debut at the 1893 World’s Columbian Exposition in Chicago, Illinois. Before January 2007, Cream of Wheat was a Nabisco brand made by Kraft Foods. In January 2007, B&G Foods acquired the brand and all rights to market the cereal. “Cream of Wheat” is a registered trademark.
Yo Momma Jokes
Category: Cow jokes
Date Added: 11/10/2007
Joke: What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
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Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!
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