A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 16, 2018
“What do you get from a drunk chicken?"/"Scotch eggs.”

"Scotch eggs” don’t contain Scotch whisky, but there’s a riddle:

Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs.


The Scotch eggs joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.bogus.group on December 22, 1999.


Wikipedia: Scotch egg
A Scotch egg consists of a hard-boiled egg wrapped in sausage meat, coated in bread crumbs and baked or deep-fried.

Google Groups: alt.bogus.group
I got my chickens drunk!!!!
Kiwi Chris
12/22/99
What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch eggs !

Google Books
Over 1500 Fantastic Jokes
By Guy Campbell and Paul Moran
London, UK: Dean
2002
Pg. 44:
What do you get from a drunk chicken?
Scotch eggs.

Twitter
Jennie Thomas
@TheChefsWife
Replying to @farmanddairy
@farmanddairy what do you get from a drunk chicken?  scotch eggs!
12:58 PM - 13 Mar 2009

Twitter
Sarah Schmit
@schmit2
@hahakseth what do you get from a drunk chicken? Scotch Eggs.
2:01 PM - 20 May 2009

3 October 2009, The Sun (London, UK), “"Have a laugh!.” pg. 22:
WHAT do you get from a drunk chicken? Scotch eggs.
KEVIN HILLDEN Maidenhead, Berks

Google Books
LAUGHTER: The Best Meditation - Jokes to make you happy, healthy and holy
By Inderjit Singh ‘Jeet’
Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd,
2018
Pg. 18:
What do you get from a drunken chicken?
Scotch eggs.

Twitter
Lucky Score
@LuckyScoreNet
What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch
eggs !
#Joke from #BirdJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire
3:26 PM - 17 Apr 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, April 16, 2018 • Permalink