A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 25, 2018
“What do you get from an invisible cow?"/"Evaporated milk.”

A cow riddle is:

Q: What do you get from an invisible cow?
A: Evaporated milk.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007.

“What do little ghosts drink?"/"Evaporated milk” is a related joke. “The cows are giving evaporated milk” (Texas heat joke) is a related saying.


Wikipedia: Evaporated milk
Evaporated milk, known in some countries as unsweetened condensed milk, is a shelf-stable canned milk product with about 60% of the water removed from fresh milk. It differs from sweetened condensed milk, which contains added sugar. Sweetened condensed milk requires less processing since the added sugar inhibits bacterial growth.

The product takes up half the space of its nutritional equivalent in fresh milk. When the liquid product is mixed with a proportionate amount of water, evaporated milk becomes the rough equivalent of fresh milk.

funnyjoke.com.au
Category: Cow jokes
Date Added: 10/10/2007
Joke: What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!

25 February 2009, Post (Durban, South Africa), “LEI,” pg. 14:
Q: What does an invisible cow drink?
A: Evaporated milk

Twitter
Bollywood Sargam
@bollywoodsargam
Cow jokes - 3196 Joke: What do you get from an invisible cow?
Evaporated milk! .... http://tinyurl.com/px7n76
1:59 AM - 26 May 2009

Google Books
More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
By Rob Elliott
Grand Rapids, MI: Revell
2014
Pg. ?:
Q: What do you get from an invisible cow?
A: Evaporated milk

Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series

By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!

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lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#badjokefriday
What do you get from an invisible cow?
Evaporated milk!
12:40 AM - 26 Jul 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, July 25, 2018 • Permalink