A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from February 27, 2021
“What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?"/"Run over.”

A highway riddle is:

Q: What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?
A: Run over.


The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on July 9, 1992.


Google Groups: rec.humor
Clean Joke Collection
APUC...@idbsu.idbsu.edu
Jul 9, 1992, 10:00:38 AM
(...)
Q: What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?
A: Run over.

Google Groups: rec.humor
Canonical List Of Language Expressions Humor (part 2/2)
Her Jangle Is Wide Angle
Jul 22, 1993, 8:17:13 PM
(...)
What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?
Run over.

Twitter
Random Password
@randompassword
Pha,equ4 #password - What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?
Run over.
11:40 AM · Dec 26, 2009·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
precious
@VFS_Gear
Quetion: What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle Answer: Run over!
4:42 PM · May 12, 2012·Mobile Web

Twitter
Ron Cirullo
@StealthNinja1
What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle? Run over.
7:04 AM · Jun 21, 2018·TweetCaster for Android

Twitter
toni_gon
@toni_gon
Replying to
@FatalMoves
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a giraffe?
A: Something that barks at aeroplanes.
Q: What do you get if you cross a highway with a bicycle?
A: Killed.
Moral:
--You cannot make everything stupid proof.
2:55 AM · Oct 21, 2018·TweetDeck

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityStreets • Saturday, February 27, 2021 • Permalink