A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 30, 2017
“What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?"/"Frostbite.”

A popular Halloween and winter riddle is:

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.


The joke has been cited in print since at least 1989, and has been printed on many images.


Google Books
Smart Alec’s Revolting Jokes for Kids
New York, NY: Ballantine Books
1989, ©1987
Pg. 209:
What do you get if you cross a vampire with the Abominable Snowman?
Frostbite.

Google Books
Gross Out!
Over 150 Disgusting Jokes and Riddles

By R. M. Ferrara
New York, NY: Trumpet Club
1994
Pg. 48:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite.

18 November 1994, The News Journal (Wilmington, DE)< "Just for Laughs," 55 Hours sec., pg. 16, col. 1:
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Nekaila White, 11
Wilmington


24 December 1995, Star Tribune (Minneapolis, MN), “FYI” by Maria Baca, pg. 1B:
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
[Fwd: Submit: Halloween Riddles]
Stan Kegel
10/30/00
(...)
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.(By Richard Lederer and P. C. Swanson)

Google Books
The Megatastic Kids’ Joke Book
By Peter Coupe
London, UK: Arcturus
2001
Pg. 218:
What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman and Count Dracula?
Severe frostbite!

Google Books
Christmas Snowman Jokes For Kids
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative
2015
Pg. ?:
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.

Twitter
Kathleen Sender‏
@CoachSender
Since it’s so cold out…
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
10:15 AM - 29 Oct 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Monday, October 30, 2017 • Permalink