A religious riddle is:
Q: What do you get when you mix holy water with vodka?
A: The holy spirit.
“MIXED JOKES: what do you get when you mix Holy Water with whiskey? The Holy spirit” was posted on Twitter by Karlton Johnson on January 18, 2011. “Q:What do u get when u mix Holy Water with Vodka? A:The Holy Spirit” was posted on Twitter by Clemz on November 17, 2011.
“What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?"/"A religious movement” is a related riddle.
Twitter
Karlton Johnson
@lafftherapy1
MIXED JOKES: what do you get when you mix Holy Water with whiskey? The Holy spirit......Laff Daily…
6:54 AM - 18 Jan 2011
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Clemz
@ClemZ_B
Q:What do u get when u mix Holy Water with Vodka? A:The Holy Spirit.....
2:48 PM - 17 Nov 2011
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Alcoholic Humor
@AlcoholicHumor
What do Russian get when they mix holy water and vodka, The Holy Spirit!
11:37 PM - 19 Mar 2013
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Ropina Lankoi
@_ropina
What do you get when you mix Holy water with Vodka?
The Holy Spirit.
4:16 PM - 15 Sep 2013
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Beth Griffin
@tinkybeth
What do you get when you mix vodka with holy water?
Holy spirits
11:40 PM - 15 Jun 2014
Twitter
Warrior Princess 👸 मइलो मेघा
@MyloMegha
What do you get when you mix Holy Water with Vodka?
The Holy Spirit!🍹🍸
10:27 AM - 10 Nov 2018
Twitter
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday
What do you get if you mix holy water with vodka? The holy spirit
1:30 AM - 5 Jul 2019
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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