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Entry from July 21, 2018
“What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?"/"A religious movement.”

A religious riddle is:

Q: What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?
A: A religious movement.


Forms of the joke have been cited in print since at least 1986.


Google Groups: net.jokes
WhaddyagetSubject: WhaddyagetSubject: Re: WhaddyagetSubject: Whaddyaget
D’arc Angel
1/23/86
WhaddyagetSubject: WhaddyagetSubject: Re: WhaddyagetSubject: Whaddyaget

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> Whaddyaget when you mix ex-lax with holy water???
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> Duh, I dunno. Whaddyaget?
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> A great religious movement.

Google Groups: alt.philosophy.taoism
Before bill there was madelynn, and God was still shit.
The Jester
12/21/98
(...)
He was just waiting for a good religious movement.
That is what you get when you mix ex-lax and holy water.

alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 8/31/01
Stan Kegel
8/31/01
(...)
What do you get when you mix Holy Water and Prune Juice?  A Religious Movement (The Placebo Page)

Google Books
Towards the Fates: A Faire-Folk Novel - Book Three in the Pendragon Faire Trilogy
By Meghan Brunner
Bloomington, IN: AuthorHouse
2009
Pg. 293:
“Percival here mixed holy water with his laxative so he could start his own religious movement.”

Twitter
Mof
@mofgimmers
Replying to @benjaminjfrost
@benjaminjfrost What do you get it you mix a laxative with holy water? A religious movement.
6:39 AM - 13 Mar 2009

Twitter
Laura Leonard
@PhotographyCamp
What do you get when you cross laxative with holy water? A religious movement!
3:24 PM - 24 Mar 2010

Twitter
Kyle Smith
@SupaDopeKyle
#DryJokes What do you get when you mix holy water and a laxative.??....................... A religious movement.
9:55 PM - 11 Mar 2011

Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?
A religious movement.
4:44 PM - 16 Mar 2017

Reddit—Dad Jokes
I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative. (self.dadjokes)
submitted July 15, 2018 by porichoygupto
I’m about to start a religious movement.

Twitter
Shit Jokes
@ShitJokes
I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative.
I’m about to start a religious movement.
10:57 AM - 16 Jul 2018

Twitter
Kerri-Jane W
@TraciJane3
Hubby accidentally drank some holy water with his laxative.
I think he’s about to start a religious movement.
11:05 PM - 16 Jul 2018

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, July 21, 2018 • Permalink