“Hamburgers” should not be confused with “ham boogers.” but there are puns. This was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on November 19, 1992:
Q: What do you get when a pig picks his nose?
A: Hamboogers.
This was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on October 14, 2020:
Q: What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
A: Ham-boogers!
I know, it snot funny.
Google Groups: rec.humor
The worst joke I’ve ever told
Fil Feit
Nov 19, 1992, 1:06:28 PM
Q: What do you get when a pig picks his nose?
A: Hamboogers.
Twitter
Sean Haggard
@theduckrooster
#RapLikeLilWayne pick a pigs nose, call it a ham booger.
That’s how it works right?
5:08 PM · Sep 2, 2013·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Dirty Seo
@dirtyseo
Piggys nose: whats up a piggys nose?? hamboogers [...] http://dlvr.it/41mxr1
10:51 AM · Sep 24, 2013·dlvr.it
Twitter
Bill Zebub
@Bill_Zebub
I picked a pig’s nose and officially ate a “hambooger”
8:13 PM · Feb 26, 2014 from New York, NY·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
JJWhitehead
@JJWhitesnake
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
A Hambooger
@rhysiedarby #PointsMe
10:32 PM · May 4, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/JBaczuk March 7, 2020
What did the pig have in his nose?
A ham booger
COMMENTS
cavanaughphoto
That’s snot funny
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ryanasimov March 29, 2020
What do you get when a pig picks its nose?
Hamboogers.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/reydeguitarra August 29, 2020
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers
COMMENTS
Guru_in_flannel
I’ll have flies with mine.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/YoureSpecial October 14, 2020
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham-boogers!
I know, it snot funny.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/DiosMioMan2 November 2, 2020
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ProjectOcoee November 20, 2020
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham Boogers
Twitter
Step One Survival
@AngryVeteran_
What do you get when you pick a pigs nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know…snot funny
7:27 PM · Dec 14, 2020·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Mama_Bear15 January 10, 2021
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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