Audi is a German automobile manufacturer. The German name sounds somewhat like “howdy.” “No joke but I just saw a Texan walk into a German car showroom and shout ‘Audi!’” was posted on Twitter on July 4, 2012. “My Texan friends really seem to love German cars. Every time I see them, they smile, wave real friendly-like and say, ‘Audi!’” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on July 27, 2017.
A riddle was posted on Reddit—Dad Jokes on March 31, 2018:
Q: What do you say to a Texas man driving a German car?
A: Audi.
Wikipedia: Audi
Audi AG (German: [ˈʔaʊ̯diː ʔaːˈgeː]) is a German automobile manufacturer that designs, engineers, produces, markets and distributes luxury vehicles. Audi is a member of the Volkswagen Group and has its roots at Ingolstadt, Bavaria, Germany. Audi-branded vehicles are produced in nine production facilities worldwide.
Twitter
Brendan
@TricoBren
No joke but I just saw a Texan walk into a German car showroom and shout “Audi!”
6:21 AM - 4 Jul 2012
Twitter
Angus
@AngusDoodall
A German car manufacturer has teamed up with the state of Texas to co build a new car. They are now official #Audi partners.
#WastedHere
5:56 AM - 14 Aug 2014
Twitter
Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
If I owned a German car dealership in Texas I would definitely call it “Audi Partner”.
12:38 PM - 3 Feb 2015
Twitter
Typerated in Butts!
@liaojaypooch
What does a Texas cowboy say when he goes to a German car expo?
‘Audi!’
12:32 PM - 17 Mar 2015
Twitter
Jesper Deleuran
@JdJesper
Pun of the day:
“If I owned a German car dealership in Texas I would definitely call it “Audi Partner”.”
7:00 AM - 27 Sep 2016
Twitter
Matt Dawson
@SaintRPh
What did the Texan say when he walked into the German Car Dealership?
Audi !
6:57 PM - 13 Feb 2017
Reddit—Jokes
My Texan friends really seem to love German cars.
submitted July 27, 2017 by jcrautio
Every time I see them, they smile, wave real friendly-like and say, “Audi!”
Reddit—Dad Jokes
What do you say to a Texas man driving a German car? (self.dadjokes)
submitted March 31, 2018 by AmbientBananas
Audi.
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