A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
Spring Black Friday (4/21)
“How did the egg cross the road?"/"It scrambled across.” (4/21)
“Why didn’t the Easter egg cross the road?"/"Because he wasn’t a chicken yet!” (4/21)
“Spring has sprung, the grass has riz, I wish I were in the chocolate biz! Happy Easter” (4/21)
“There’s a new pie shop near me. It’s open 22/7” (4/20)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from May 11, 2018
“What do you say to an overworked clothing maker?"/"You seamstressed.”

"You seem stressed” sounds like “You seamstressed.” “My mum was getting annoyed because of her job sewing things. I said ‘You seamstressed’” was posted on Twitter on August 28, 2011.

“What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress? Wow, you seamstressed out” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 11, 2015. “What do you say to an overworked clothing maker? You seamstressed” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 17, 2016.


Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
My mum was getting annoyed because of her job sewing things.
I said “You seamstressed” http://bit.ly/qXiZJd
5:52 AM - 28 Aug 2011

Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
My mum was getting annoyed because of her job sewing things.
I said “You seamstressed”
9:09 AM - 28 Aug 2011

9 August 2013, The Observer (Gladstone, Queensland), “Joke of the Day,” pg. 10:
MY wife was getting annoyed because of her job sewing things.
I said, “You seamstressed.”

Reddit—Jokes
What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?
submitted February 11, 2015 by PurpleCitizenz
Wow, you seamstressed out.
(I’m so sorry)
COMMENTS
bjisthefish
Sew sorry

Reddit—Jokes
What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?
submitted December 4, 2015 by akm-scout
you seamstressed

Reddit—Jokes
What do you say to an overworked clothing maker?
submitted September 17, 2016 by Markelbauer
You seamstressed.
COMMENTS
wille179
You Seam Sew troubled, you needle to sit down.

positive_electron42
This thread has me in stitches.

Reddit—Dad Jokes
My girlfriend makes costumes for my university’s drama department. One day I asked her… (self.dadjokes)
submitted November 13, 2016 by slmckay73
Is something wrong? You seamstressed.

Reddit—3amjokes
My wife was freaking out about deadlines in her dress making business. self.3amjokes
Submitted May 12, 2018 by porichoygupto
I said, “Relax. You seamstressed.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Friday, May 11, 2018 • Permalink