A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 05, 2018
“What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?"/"Find the nearest skyscraper.”

Skyscrapers don’t actually reach the clouds, but they are still very tall buildings. A riddle has been printed on an image:

Q: What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
A: Find the nearest skyscraper.


The joke was posted on Twitter on December 26, 2015, and on Reddit—Jokes on April 10, 2016.


Twitter
hey sweetie, you busy?‏
@idolofrosess
@camilacabello97 What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Find the nearest skyscraper #camilamisseschristmas
5:03 PM - 26 Dec 2015

Twitter
darkcloud_99‏
@darkcloud_99
What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
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Find the nearest skyscraper.
#VoteMaineFPP #KCA
WinTheFight ALDUBNATION
3:47 AM - 10 Feb 2016

Twitter
Backyard Mortgage‏
@BackyardMtg
Backyard Mortgage Joke of Day:
What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
Answer: Find a new skyscraper
12:17 PM - 19 Mar 2016

Reddit—Jokes
What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
submitted April 10, 2016 by nlx78
Find the nearest skyscraper.

Twitter
Tony Blackburn‏
@tonyblackburn
In New York if a cloud has an itchy rash it always tries to find the nearest skyscraper
2:32 AM - 10 Sep 2016

Reddit—Jokes
What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
submitted November 28, 2017 by gamedevmicha
Finds the nearest skyscraper.

Twitter
lorraine Jo King‏
@LahLahBean
#Jokes What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
Finds the nearest skyscraper.
2:38 PM - 5 Feb 2018

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