Skyscrapers don’t actually reach the clouds, but they are still very tall buildings. A riddle has been printed on an image:
Q: What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
A: Find the nearest skyscraper.
The joke was posted on Twitter on December 26, 2015, and on Reddit—Jokes on April 10, 2016.
Twitter
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@idolofrosess
@camilacabello97 What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Find the nearest skyscraper #camilamisseschristmas
5:03 PM - 26 Dec 2015
Twitter
darkcloud_99
@darkcloud_99
What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
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Find the nearest skyscraper.
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WinTheFight ALDUBNATION
3:47 AM - 10 Feb 2016
Twitter
Backyard Mortgage
@BackyardMtg
Backyard Mortgage Joke of Day:
What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
Answer: Find a new skyscraper
12:17 PM - 19 Mar 2016
Reddit—Jokes
What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
submitted April 10, 2016 by nlx78
Find the nearest skyscraper.
Twitter
Tony Blackburn
@tonyblackburn
In New York if a cloud has an itchy rash it always tries to find the nearest skyscraper
2:32 AM - 10 Sep 2016
Reddit—Jokes
What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
submitted November 28, 2017 by gamedevmicha
Finds the nearest skyscraper.
Twitter
lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#Jokes What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
Finds the nearest skyscraper.
2:38 PM - 5 Feb 2018
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