A drummer riddle is:
 
Q: What does a drummer use for contraception?
A: His personality!
 
The joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.music.christian on February 7, 1996.
   
     
Google Groups: rec.music.christian
Drums and the Church (was Apology To This Newsgroup)
(insert lame joke here)
2/7/96
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Q:      What does a drummer use for contraception?
A:      His personality!
         
Google Groups: alt.guitar.tab
guitarist/musician jokes needed  
Dean DeWitt
3/24/96
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Q:What does a drummer use for birth control?
A:His personality.
 
5 June 1996, Santa Cruz (CA) Sentinel, “The brightest men are drummers,” pg. A-10, col. 5:
What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
 
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What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
 
Twitter
Mick_Shrimpton
@Mick_Shrimpton
What does a drummer use for contraception? ...His personality!
9:37 PM - 11 Dec 2008
     
The Telegraph (London, UK)
Whiplash: the cult of the drummer
From Keith Moon to John Bonham, they have a reputation for wild behaviour. But, as new film Whiplash suggests, there’s a reason drummers are different
By Mick Brown
12:30PM GMT 14 Jan 2015
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There are few jokes about lead guitarists or alto sax players. You could write a book of drummer jokes. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer. What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality. Boom, boom.
 
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Rich Gartland
@RichGartlandBBR
What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality. 😂😂 https://ift.tt/2pBL5Q5
3:55 PM - 24 Mar 2018