A pizza riddle is:
Q: What does a pizza wear to smell good?
A: Calzogne. (calzone + cologne)
“Calzogne for to smell like an Italian meal” was posted on Twitter by Her Eekcellency on January 27, 2016. “What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne!” was posted on Twitter by Paradiso Pizza on August 9, 2018.
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Her Eekcellency
@TalkingHat
Replying to @Spice__Weasel
@Spice__Weasel @jsdtweets what if
Calzogne
for to smell like an Italian meal
7:29 PM · Jan 27, 2016·Twitter for Android
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Paradiso Pizza
@paradisop1zza
What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne! You can get a panzerotti with any 4 toppings for $12.49! Ok hand
2:10 PM · Aug 9, 2018·Hootsuite Inc.
Twitter
Fazoli’s
@Fazolis
What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne
#NationalTellAJokeDay #Fazolis #HereAllWeek
2:00 PM · Aug 16, 2018·Hootsuite Inc.
Twitter
Italian Pie Shoppe
@MNPieShoppe
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
2:28 PM · Oct 17, 2018·Sendible
Facebook
Guy’s Bar
January 24, 2019 ·
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne 👃
Twitter
Arnieri’s Pizza
@ArnierisPizza
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
7:07 AM · Mar 12, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Papa John’s Pizza
@PapaJohns
What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne. #PapaJokes #HappyFathersDay
12:15 PM · Jun 16, 2019·Sprinklr
Twitter
Adam Gawthrop
@AdamGawthrop
Replying to @frankienbennys
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
4:02 AM · Oct 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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