A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 30, 2017
“What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?"/"A stake sandwich.”

A vampire riddle is:

Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake (steak) sandwich.


The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on October 30, 1999.

“What does a vampire order at a Chinese restaurant?"/"Chow vein” is a related vampire riddle.


Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Spooky Puns from Stan Kegel
Bob C.
10/30/99
(...)
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich… (By Jackie Holle)

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
[Fwd: Submit: Halloween Riddles]
Stan Kegel
10/30/00
(...)
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich… (By Jackie Holle)

24 October 2008, Pensacola (FL) News Journal, “Jokes & Groaners: Horrible Halloween jokes,” pg. B1, col. 3:
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich.

Twitter
Bo‏
@twitterbo
Question...What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
Answer...A stake sandwich....grin
9:20 AM - 31 Oct 2008

Google Books
Magic Apples:
Reflections to Mull

By Lee Steels
Indianapolis, IN: Dog Ear Publishing
2011
Pg. 305:
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich

Twitter
Jaeden Genesee‏
@Safari_Street
Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A: A stake sandwich
9:28 PM - 27 Oct 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores • Monday, October 30, 2017 • Permalink