A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 04, 2022
“What does a vegetable wear to the beach?”/“A zucchini.”

A “zucchini” is not the same as a “bikini,” but there’s a riddle:
     
Q: What does a vegetable wear to the beach?
A: A zucchini.

     
The riddle (also shown with an illustration) was posted on Twitter by Learn Funny Jokes on May 23, 2015.
 
“What did the vegetable wear to the beach? A zu-kini” was posted on Twitter by Nico! on April 26, 2020. “What did the vegetable wear to the beach? A Zu-Kini” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 10, 2022.
           
       
Twitter
Barry Daniel Cox
@BDanielCox
What does a vegetable wear to the beach? https://vine.co/v/hdhipEJW3V7
8:51 PM · Oct 19, 2013·Vine for Android
 
Twitter
Learn Funny Jokes
@learnfunnyjokes
What does a vegetable wear to the beach.
A Zucchini #dadjokes
(This is also shown on an image.—ed.)
3:28 PM · May 23, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Jolynn Toma@jolynntomaWhat does a vegetable wear to the beach?
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A zucchini! 😜😂
You can borrow that… https://instagram.com/p/BIDpFQPjmL1/4:44 PM · Jul 19, 2016·Instagram
 
Twitter
Meridian Meats
@MeridianMeatsBC
What does a vegetable wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
9:05 PM · Aug 23, 2016·Hootsuite
   
Twitter
makayla maisey
@makayla_maisey
what does a vegetable wear to the beach?
a zucchini
5:09 PM · Feb 28, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
AFunnyThingHappened
@FunnyThingBlog
What does a vegetable wear to the beach?
A zucchini.
#pundaymonday #harhar
2:25 PM · Apr 3, 2017·Hootsuite
   
Twitter
Jenn Barlow
@JennBarlow
What does a vegetable wear to the beach?!
A zucchini… https://instagram.com/p/BTl_oOBFePFWT5BTW7nqKYYhsn-SonR-D41YGY0/
10:40 AM · May 2, 2017·Instagram
   
Twitter
StickyFingersCooking
@StickyFingersCO
What does a vegetable wear to the beach?
A ZOO-ikini
#lol #foodjoke #kidjoke
6:21 PM · May 10, 2017·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Sublime487 August 21, 2019
What does a vegetable wear to the beach?
A zucchini
     
Twitter   
Nico!
@MagnifNico
What did the vegetable wear to the beach?
A zu-kini
12:06 AM · Apr 26, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Twitter 
ZB
@ZB56
Q: What did the vegetable wear to the beach?
A: A Zu-Kini!
6.2/10
7:38 PM · Jul 27, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
WIU Dining Services
@WIUDining
What does a vegetable wear to the beach? A #ZUCCHINI! #wiu
1:00 PM · Aug 8, 2021·Hootsuite Inc.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/TxHumanbean March 10, 2022
What did the vegetable wear to the beach?
A Zu-Kini

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, March 04, 2022 • Permalink


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