A turkey riddle is:
Q: What does an incoherent turkey say?
A: “Garble! Garble! Garble!”
The usual answer would be “gobble gobble gobble,” but the turkey is incoherent. “What does a turkey say? ‘garble garble’” was posted on Twitter by SMX Bravo on May 11, 2020. “What does the incomprehensible turkey say? ‘Garble garble’” was posted on Twitter by John E. Branch Jr. on July 9, 2016. “What does an incoherent turkey say? Garble garble garble” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 21, 2021.
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SMX Bravo
@smxbravo
What does a turkey say? “garble garble”
4:06 PM · May 11, 2010·SMX:Thrive [Development]
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Sharon Faetsch QVC
@SharonFaetsch
What do you get when you mix a turkey and a politician? Garble, garble, garble! I just made that up! I voted, did you?
7:37 PM · Nov 2, 2010·Tweetie for Mac
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John E. Branch Jr.
@JEB54
What does the incomprehensible turkey say? “Garble garble.”
3:47 PM · Jul 9, 2016·TweetDeck
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/asiers November 21, 2021
What does an incoherent turkey say?
Garble garble garble
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Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy
What does an incoherent turkey say? Garble Garble Garble. #LaughoftheDay
8:18 AM · Nov 22, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Vonda Maxwell Newsome
November 22, 2021 at 9:06 AM ·
(An illustration shows two turkeys talking.—ed.)
“What does an incoherent turkey say?”
“Garble! Garble! Garble!”
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Emma Martin
November 22, 2021 at 9:22 AM ·
Humorous/Thoughtful Quote
The pursuit, even of the best things, ought to be calm and tranquil. Cicero
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What does an incoherent turkey say?
Garble Garble Garble.
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