A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 07, 2021
“What happened when the two bullets got married?"/"They had a BB.”

A riddle about bullets is: 

Q: What happened when the two bullets got married?
A: They had a BB.


“BB” sounds like “baby.” The joke has been cited in print since at least 1972.


Wikipedia: BB gun
A BB gun is a type of air gun designed to shoot metallic ball projectiles called BBs (not to be confused with bearing balls), which are approximately the same size as BB-size lead birdshot (0.180 in or 4.6 mm in diameter).

Newspapers.com
3 April 1972, Charlotte (NC) News, “Mini Jokes,” pg. 3C, col. 1:
What happened when the two bullets got married?
They had a little BB.
Laurie Heinz. Charlotte

Google Groups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
Well, Now You REALLY got me going.....
Charles Dimmick
Sep 17, 2009, 11:30:32 AM
(...)
Two bullets got married and one gave birth to a BB.

Twitter
Don McBride
@dirmfe
Q. What happened after the two bullets got married?
A. They had a little BB!
#dmcbqa
9:57 AM · Apr 7, 2011·Hootsuite

Twitter
Patilynn Williams
@Patilynnw
What happened after the two bullets got married?.... They had a little BB!
8:08 PM · Sep 20, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Clifford Hall
@topgunz169
Q. What happened after the two bullets got married?
A. They had a little BB!
6:01 PM · Sep 18, 2015·Facebook

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Kangar August 25, 2018
What happened when the two bullets got married?
They had a BB.
COMMENTS
Csylvan135
They banged first right?

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/chipperxyz February 7, 2021
What happened when the two bullets got married?
They had a BB
COMMENTS
MrsBunnyPants26<?i>
I heard it was a shotgun wedding

Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/chipperxyz February 7, 2021
What happened when the two bullets got married?
They had a BB

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