A banana split riddle is:
Q: What has no legs, but can do a split?
A: A banana.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1999.
3 December 1999, The News Journal (Wilmington, DE), “Just for Laughs,” pg. 16, col. 2:
Q: What has no legs, but can do a split?
A: A banana.
Courtney Ward, age 11
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