A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeye's fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from July 28, 2020
“What has two butts and kills people?"/"An assassin.”

The word “assassin” breaks into “ass-ass-in.” “hmm.  So, ASSASSIN == ASS + ASS + IN. Two butts and an ‘in.’ Interesting..” was posted on Twitter by Richard Laskey on June 3, 2010. “What has two butts, and is deadly? An ASSASSIN” was posted on Twitter by ★アンドレア•^☆人☆^ on December 14, 2011.

A riddle version was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 10, 2018:

Q: What has two butts and kills people?
A: An assassin.



Twitter
Richard Laskey
@rlaskey
hmm.  So, ASSASSIN == ASS + ASS + IN. Two butts and an “in.” Interesting..
6:21 PM · Jun 3, 2010·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
★アンドレア•^☆人☆^
@neko_mimi_ninja
What has two butts, and is deadly? An ASSASSIN.
~one if the boys in geometry said that~
10:55 PM · Dec 14, 2011·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
lit sampson
@okay_chini
Assassin has two butts
8:13 PM · Jan 4, 2012·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Liquid Television
@liquid_tv
RT @triphibian: Historical background: Assassins were given their name because they all had two butts.
4:27 PM · Oct 8, 2012·Hootsuite

Twitter
eggplantpapi
@Gourtez
Assassins have two butts hehehehe
5:23 PM · Oct 28, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Migeru
@SolarNarwhal
What do you call a murderer with two butts?
An assassin
1:42 AM · Jul 24, 2016·TweetDeck

Twitter
Lekter
@ahmed_alzahaf
What kind of contract killer has two butts?
An assassin.
1:00 AM · May 22, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/LeCrowing June 10, 2018
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin

Twitter
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin…
4:48 PM · Jun 10, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/supercooldude9876 June 15, 2020
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/trashnash007 October 18, 2019
What has two butts and kills people ?
An assassin

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Sh3dinja July 28, 2020
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
COMMENTS
Radiationcover
Killer joke

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Military/Religion /Health • Tuesday, July 28, 2020 • Permalink