A joke on the word “autograph” is:
Q: What is an autograph?
A: A chart which shows car sales.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 2008.
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Car And Train Joke 71
What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.
Car And Train Joke 72
What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
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Dorian_Tildie4
@Dorian_Tildie4
What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
5:28 PM - 2 Oct 2009
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Morten Stenbaek
@mobitwix
What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
12:15 PM - 26 Jan 2010
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aloma_beschorne
@aloma_beschorne
What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
11:15 PM - 31 Jan 2010
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Published on Jan 23, 2016
What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.
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DRIVE AUTO SALES LLC
January 14, 2017 ·
Joke of the day:
Question: What is an autograph?
Answer: A chart which shows car sales.
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Lucky Score
@LuckyScoreNet
What is an autograph?
A chart which
shows car sales.
#Joke from #CarAndTrainJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire
10:37 PM - 14 Aug 2017
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Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
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