The fictional “unicorn” animal is not “a single piece of corn” (uni-corn), but there are jokes.
“what do you call a mythical vegetable? (’Uni-corn’ is shown on an illustration.—ed.)” was posted on Twitter by smol on November 24, 2016. “What is the most mythical vegetable? The uni-CORN” was posted on Twitter by Jac on June 15, 2018. “What’s the most mythical vegetable? Uni-corn” was posted on Twitter by 𝑫𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒐 𝒆’ 𝑪𝒐𝒄𝒐🥥 on October 24, 2018. “What is the most mythical vegetable? A unicorn” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on September 4, 2022.
“Unicorn (noun)—A single piece of corn” is a related joke.
Twitter
smol
@InfernalUnic0rn
@ZeRoyalViking what do you call a mythical vegetable?
("Uni-corn" is shown on an illustration.—ed.)
1:50 PM · Nov 24, 2016·Twitter for Android
Twitter
SharnasCavySanctuary
@cavy_sanctuary
“Hey Booma ,what do you call a mythical vegetable? “
Booma- 🤔
“A unicorn!"😂🤗😄
Booma -😐🌽😏 http://fb.me/29gpzFoKr
6:47 AM · May 20, 2017·Facebook
Twitter
Jac
@JacDuzer
What is the most mythical vegetable?
The uni-CORN.
4:42 PM · Jun 15, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
𝑫𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒊𝒕𝒐 𝒆’ 𝑪𝒐𝒄𝒐🥥
@yaremidelcarmen
What’s the most mythical vegetable?
Uni-corn.
#badumtss
11:01 AM · Oct 24, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Lady Hump Truck🌷
@MrsHump_Truck
@Lauren_Morehead
What’s the most mythical vegetable?
The uniCORN
😂
11:13 AM · Nov 2, 2018 from Cold Spring, KY·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Sarah Sims
@CheekyKyson
Replying to @greenjinnapp @greenjinn and @lovecorn_snacks
Q: What is the most mythical vegetable?
A: The unicorn
2:54 AM · Mar 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
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@wordglass
What is the most mythical vegetable?
A: The unicorn.
5:26 AM · Apr 11, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Strong Mouse
@LuxuryDespair
Replying to @guppiesz
What is the most mythical vegetable?
The unicorn
1:50 PM · May 29, 2020·Twitter Web App
Twitter
TB⭕️ne76
@tbone31976
Replying to @JeremyCom
What do you call a mythical vegetable? A uni-corn
5:29 PM · Jun 29, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/jokeaday99 September 4, 2022
What is the most mythical vegetable?
A unicorn🦄 #itscorn 😉
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