An ant riddle is:
Q: What kind of ants are very learned?
A: Pedants.
The “pedant” pun has been cited in print since at least 1999.
Google Books
The Silly Little Book of Animal Jokes
By Kindersley Dorling
Bath, UK: Mustard
1999
Pg. ?:
What kind of ants are very learned?
Ped-ants.
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11/1/06
What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant !
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert Antstein !
What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants !
Twitter
Daily Joker
@DailyJokePost
What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants
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7:59 PM - 11 Sep 2009
Google Books
Just Jokes a Collection of Kids Jokes
By Phyllis Agles-Johnson
Lulu Press (Lulu.com)
2010
Pg. 75:
Q. What kind of ants are very learned?
A. Pedants!
Google Books
Cute Ant Jokes For Kids
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative
2015
Pg. ?:
What kind of ants are very learned?
Pedants!
YouTube
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Published on Jan 23, 2016
What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants !
Twitter
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@LuckyScoreNet
What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants
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