“Diploid” sounds a bit like “deployed.”
   
“What happens when a normal cell goes to war? It becomes DIPLOID” was posted on Twitter by rebecca on February 10, 2016.
       
“What kind of cells get drafted for war? Diploid” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 31, 2021, but was removed. The same joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 10, 2021.
   
         
Wikipedia: Ploidy
Diploid cells have two homologous copies of each chromosome, usually one from the mother and one from the father. All or nearly all mammals are diploid organisms.
   
Twitter
rebecca
@lilspiderquinn
What happens when a normal cell goes to war?
It becomes DIPLOID.
Ayyyyeee
12:11 PM · Feb 10, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Lesly
@leslyjuarez3
Amanda said diploid instead of deployed shes on her last brain cell
1:48 PM · Oct 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
caelan tree
@goatsetcetera
Replying to @goatsetcetera
diploid cell → deployed sell
2/
11:47 AM · Apr 6, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Facebook
Bill Mohr
March 17, 2021 at 9:05AM ·
Did you hear about the cells that got sent off to war after mitosis?
It’s hard to believe they got diploid.😷
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] March 31, 2021
What kind of cells get drafted for war?
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Twitter
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@JOKE_BOT_
What kind of cells get drafted for war?
Diploid
1:35 PM · Mar 31, 2021
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/C_O_B_A_L_T April 10, 2021
What kind of cells get drafted for war?
Diploid