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Entry from December 22, 2021
“What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica?"/"Penguine.”

“Linguine” is a pasta. The continent of Antarctica doesn’t have a “penguine” or “penguini” pasta made for (or of) penguins—and there is no such named pasta shaped like penguins—but there are penguine/penguini jokes.

“Penguini’s a wonderful pasta. Really. Marinara, of course” was posted on the newsgroup alt.edgar on July 11, 1998. “Mmmm… pasta penguini...” was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.cecil-adams on August 10, 2002. “PENGUINE ALLA MATRICIANA” was posted on the newsgroup alt.religion.kibology on December 7, 2002.

“Brilliant Idea: Bird shaped pasta for kids PENGUINI” was posted on Twitter by Caleb Bullen on March 26, 2008. “Pasta should totally be made in penguin shapes and referred to as penguini” was posted on Twitter by 饾憶饾懄饾憸饾憸饾憵 on May 20, 2010. “im gonna make a pasta shaped like a penguin and call it penguini” was posted on Twitter by 饾懗饾懓饾懡饾懓饾懆 on March 12, 2013.

“Q: What are penguins’ favorite pasta dish? A: Penguini!” was posted on Twitter by Paul T Tran on September 2, 2009. “A penguin’s favorite pasta is Penguini” was posted on Twitter by Zach on September 4, 2012. “What’s a penguins favorite pasta dish? Penguini” was posted on Twitter by Kristine Kasper on October 14, 2013. “What’s a penguins favourite type of pasta?....... Penguini” was posted on Twitter by Tom on February 27, 2014. “What鈥檚 a penguins favourite type of pasta? Pinguini” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 10, 2019.

“What type of pasta do Penguins eat? A: Penguine” was posted on Twitter by Normans Musical Instruments on May 20, 2015. “What type of pasta to penguins eat?.... Penguine” was posted on Twitter by Patto on May 30, 2015. “Q. What type of pasta do penguins eat? A. Penguine” was posted on Twitter by Richard Cooper on July 10, 2015.

“Penguini: Itallian pasta made from black and white flightless birds. #fb” was posted on Twitter by Morton Benning on June 18, 2011. “Penguini: pasta made of penguins” was posted on Twitter by Ellie Herb Martin on September 17, 2013.

“What is a Killer Whales favourite Pasta? Penguine” was posted on Twitter by 馃劷馃劯馃劜馃労 on November 13, 2015. “What’s a killer whale’s favorite pasta? Penguini” was posted on Twitter by Endangered Empire锝淐ardano NFTs on November 24, 2021.

“What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica? Penguine” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 21, 2021.


Wikipedia: Linguine
Linguine (Italian: [li艐藞伞wi藧ne], English: /l瑟艐藞伞wi藧ni/) is a type of pasta similar to fettuccine and trenette but elliptical in section rather than flat. It is about 4 millimetres (0.16 in) in width, which is wider than spaghetti but not as wide as fettuccine. The name linguine means “little tongues” in Italian, where it is a plural of the feminine linguina.

Google Groups: alt.edgar
Finding a garden of chives in your LOBE
Bobby Tendinitis
Jul 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
> Penguini’s a wonderful pasta. Really. Marinara, of course.

Google Groups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
*Real* Spam
SoCalMike
Aug 10, 2002, 1:52:53 AM
(...)
> >Mmmm… pasta penguini....

Google Groups: alt.religion.kibology
How to get to sit at the cool table
alex webb
Dec 7, 2002, 12:36:43 PM
(...)
She then makes a serve of PENGUINE ALLA MATRICIANA in the traditional style of her neighborhood back home in Bolivia.

Twitter
Caleb Bullen
@twcaleb
Brilliant Idea: Bird shaped pasta for kids PENGUINI
9:06 AM 路 Mar 26, 2008路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Brody
@lovespooner
Replying to @amboy00
@amboy00 I think I saw Giada make penguine pasta on a special arctic episode on Food network.
3:08 PM 路 Jun 4, 2009路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Paul T Tran
@PaulTTran
Replying to @RochelleVeturis
@RochelleVeturis I’ve got a cute 1 that a kid told me Q: What are penguins’ favorite pasta dish? A: Penguini! LOL! ROFL!  =)
3:03 PM 路 Sep 2, 2009路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
饾憶饾懄饾憸饾憸饾憵
@kaieous
Pasta should totally be made in penguin shapes and referred to as penguini.
6:04 PM 路 May 20, 2010路Twitter SMS

Twitter
Marz Raul
@MarzRaul
The penguin-flavoured pasta fad ended; Greenpeace had revealed the way the Antarctican Penguine Factories were slaughtering the birds. #vss
12:10 AM 路 Aug 10, 2010路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Brian Corbin
@DjColburn
Replying to @BlacksmithPro
@BlacksmithPro Penguini.  Y’know… pasta made by penguins.
5:00 PM 路 Dec 21, 2010路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Mr. Gerbear
@mr_gerbear
Replying to @repartee
@meteormash but penguini sounds adorable. Like a brand of pasta made especially for penguins.
3:40 AM 路 Feb 25, 2011 from Fullerton, CA路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Morton Benning
@mortsfictionary
Penguini: Itallian pasta made from black and white flightless birds. #fb
12:44 AM 路 Jun 18, 2011路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Claudia
@cmarie7499
Maya named her stuffed penguin “penguine” it sounds like linguine the pasta....
8:49 PM 路 Jan 27, 2012路Twitter SMS

Twitter
Zach
@Z_arks
A penguin’s favorite pasta is Penguini
5:22 PM 路 Sep 4, 2012路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
饾懗饾懓饾懡饾懓饾懆
@liviatsang
im gonna make a pasta shaped like a penguin and call it penguini
9:39 PM 路 Mar 12, 2013路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Esther Limmy
@limmyyyyy
MY DOLPHIN AND PENGUIN ARE NAMED AFTER THE PASTA ‘LINGUINE’ SO THEYRE DOLPHINEY AND PENGUINE SO ITALIANO!!!!
10:43 AM 路 May 10, 2013路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Ellie Herb Martin
@martinellie
Penguini: pasta made of penguins.
10:43 AM 路 Sep 17, 2013路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Kristine Kasper
@KasperKristine
What’s a penguins favorite pasta dish?
Penguini
#penguin #sillypenguin
11:39 PM 路 Oct 14, 2013路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Tom
@Tomotom001
@McVities What’s a penguins favourite type of pasta?....... Penguini
8:47 PM 路 Feb 27, 2014路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
atypicalpickle
@atypicalpickle
If you put an e and the end of penguin it sounds like fancy pasta= penguine
9:26 PM 路 Apr 20, 2015路TweetDeck

Twitter
Normans Musical Instruments
@NormansMusic
Time for a #break. Enjoy a .@McVities #Penguin #Joke
What type of pasta do Penguins eat?
A: Penguine
7:05 AM 路 May 20, 2015路Hootsuite

Twitter
Patto
@tp_patterson
What type of pasta to penguins eat?.... Penguine. Thank you Twitter, goodnight!
7:54 PM 路 May 30, 2015路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Richard Cooper
@RichardCooper7
Q. What type of pasta do penguins eat?
A. Penguine.
Best joke I’ve ever heard
11:18 AM 路 Jul 10, 2015路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Katie
@KatieCat_89
路Aug 10, 2015
What’s a penguins favourite pasta ? ..... A: penguine. #penguin #jokes #biscuit #pasta

Twitter
馃劷馃劯馃劜馃労
@ColossusNick
What is a Killer Whales favourite Pasta?
Penguine
12:35 PM 路 Nov 13, 2015路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
MAGNIVORE
@Bailey740
What’s a penguins favorite pasta
Penguine
6:58 AM 路 Apr 29, 2016路Twitter for Android

Tewitter
Claire
@heyitsjoshh
Still laughing at the joke I read yesterday on the back of a Penguin biscuit.
What is a penguin’s favourite pasta?
Penguine.
4:56 PM 路 May 23, 2016路Twitter for Android

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Silist August 15, 2016
What’s a Penguins favorite type of pasta?
Penguini

Twitter
Amy
@Burtini
What’s a penguin’s favourite pasta? ..... PENGUINI!!
11:56 AM 路 Aug 20, 2016路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Frusko
@JustFrusko
What type of pasta do Penguins eat?
Penguine
9:42 AM 路 Jun 22, 2017路Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Trulyawfuljokes
@trulyawfuljokes
What’s a penguin’s favourite type of pasta?
Penguine
4:51 PM 路 Apr 9, 2018路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Oxford Business College
@Oxfordbusinessc
#WorldPastaDay Q: What type of pasta do penguins eat? A: Penguine!
10:09 AM 路 Oct 25, 2018路Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/flippinflappyfart May 10, 2019
What鈥檚 a penguins favourite type of pasta?
Pinguini

Twitter
AHHHHH
@redossein
penguine (penguin pasta)
1:24 PM 路 Sep 15, 2021路Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Samy Heath
@SamyHeath1993
Replying to @Gillian61572206
What type of pasta do penguins eat? Penguine.
2:21 PM 路 Oct 6, 2021路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Mr Benn
@therealmrbenn
What’s a Penguin’s favourite pasta?
Penguini!
3:42 PM 路 Nov 13, 2021路Twitter for Android

Twitter
Endangered Empire锝淐ardano NFTs
@EE_CNFT
What’s a killer whale’s favorite pasta?
Penguini
10:00 AM 路 Nov 24, 2021路Twitter Web App

Twitter
Diamond Adessa
@DiamondAdessa
penguin pasta;
penguine~
9:55 PM 路 Dec 9, 2021路Twitter Web App

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/bruce656 December 21, 2021
What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica?
Penguine

Twitter
JokesBot
@RedditJokesBot
What kind of pasta do they eat in Antarctica? Penguine
11:08 PM 路 Dec 21, 2021路IFTTT

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