A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from March 01, 2022
“What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?"/"Asparagus.”

There is no “spare” in asparagus, but there’s a riddle:

Q: What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
A: Asparagus.


The joke was posted on Twitter by Steve Marowski on January 19, 2022.


Twitter
Steve Marowski
@Steve_Marowski
What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
Asparagus.
10:19 AM · Jan 19, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Kris Shiplet
@pastor_ship
What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
Asparagus. (Say it out loud)
#dadjokesdaily
6:58 PM · Jan 19, 2022·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Chad Copley
@Chad_Copley_Fit
Which kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
Asparagus!
#DadJokes
7:19 AM · Jan 20, 2022·Twitter for Android

Twitter
Centerton Cards
@CentertonCards
I was out of the office yesterday so you get a double dip.
January 19th
What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
Asparagus (8 out of 10, super eye roll which I love)
January 20th
Dad, what’s your favorite word?
Drool. It rolls right off the tongue. (7 out of 10)
#dadjokes
1:10 PM · Jan 20, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ConsciousEvo1ution March 2, 2022
What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
Aspareagus

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, March 01, 2022 • Permalink