There is no “spare” in asparagus, but there’s a riddle:
Q: What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
A: Asparagus.
The joke was posted on Twitter by Steve Marowski on January 19, 2022.
Twitter
Steve Marowski
@Steve_Marowski
What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
Asparagus.
10:19 AM · Jan 19, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Kris Shiplet
@pastor_ship
What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
Asparagus. (Say it out loud)
#dadjokesdaily
6:58 PM · Jan 19, 2022·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Chad Copley
@Chad_Copley_Fit
Which kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
Asparagus!
#DadJokes
7:19 AM · Jan 20, 2022·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Centerton Cards
@CentertonCards
I was out of the office yesterday so you get a double dip.
January 19th
What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
Asparagus (8 out of 10, super eye roll which I love)
January 20th
Dad, what’s your favorite word?
Drool. It rolls right off the tongue. (7 out of 10)
#dadjokes
1:10 PM · Jan 20, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ConsciousEvo1ution March 2, 2022
What kind of vegetable never bowls a strike?
Aspareagus
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