“Mussels” are not the same as “muscles,” but there are jokes. “u want steamed mussels…come to the sauna wit me” was posted on Twitter by Greg Davis on October 11, 2009. “Why pay for steamed mussels when you can just see me in a sauna for free?” was posted on Twitter by Hey Donn on October 23, 2009.
     
“Have you heard about the Sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels. #FishJokes” was posted on Twitter by Pseudo Shark on June 23, 2013. “What seafood got its great body with a strict sauna regimen? Steamed Mussels #Corny” was posted on Twitter by Eat24 on July 8, 2014.
     
       
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Greg Davis
@greg21486
Replying to @therealpinkyxxx
@therealpinkyxxx u want steamed mussels…come to the sauna wit me.
4:46 PM · Oct 11, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
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Hey Donn
@HeyDonn
Why pay for steamed mussels when you can just see me in a sauna for free?
12:35 PM · Oct 23, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
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Pseudo Shark
@PseudoShark
Have you heard about the Sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels. #FishJokes
9:03 AM · Jun 23, 2013·Hootsuite
   
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Jason Huber
@Schtompa
What if you sat in a sauna eating steamed mussels? #SteamedMuscles
9:15 PM · Sep 14, 2013·Twitter for iPad
   
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MFT_BarHarbor
@MFTBarHarbor
Did ya hear about the sauna that served food?
Their specialty was steamed mussels.
12:06 PM · May 20, 2014·Twitter for Android
   
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Eat24
@Eat24
What seafood got its great body with a strict sauna regimen? Steamed Mussels #Corny
10:10 PM · Jul 8, 2014·Hootsuite
   
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Sea Stipe
@SeaStipe
Have you heard about the sauna that serves food?
Their specialty is steamed mussels. ✧
11:18 PM · Jul 7, 2015·IFTTT
   
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Grille @ Park Place
@GrilleParkPlace
What seafood got its great body with a strict sauna regimen? Steamed Mussels #Corny http://fb.me/158H5mEeV
2:00 PM · Apr 4, 2017·Facebook
   
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Jaxton’s Bistro
@JaxtonsGrill
What seafood got its great body with a strict sauna regimen? Steamed Mussels #Corny http://fb.me/6Er93KVnY
2:00 PM · Apr 11, 2017·Facebook
     
Reddit—Puns
Posted by u/rob85048 2 months ago (July 2020?—ed.)
What do you get when you put a bodybuilder in a sauna?... Steamed mussels!
 
Facebook
Cedar Works Spa & Sauna
August 7, 2020 ·
Q. Have you heard about the sauna that serves food? A. Their specialty is steamed mussels.
 
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokethursday Smiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes
Have you heard about the Sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels.
2:30 AM · Sep 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone