Drinking “lighter fluid” doesn’t make people “lighter”—it could be fatal—but there are jokes. “Want to lose weight? Try the Pyro Diet! Drink plenty of Lighter fluid #WhatAJoke” was posted on Twitter by Ryan Burch on September 17, 2011. ” If you’re looking for a drink to help you lose weight, I suggest that you try Lighter Fluid” was posted on Twitter by UberLaughs on November 8, 2012.
A riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on September 6, 2019:
Q: What type of drink makes you lose weight?
A: Lighter fluid.
Twitter
Ryan Burch
@IncrediBurch
Want to lose weight? Try the Pyro Diet! Drink plenty of Lighter fluid #WhatAJoke
6:31 PM · Sep 17, 2011·Twitter for Android
Twitter
povidone calhoun
@povidonecalhoun
Diets can literally make you die. Just ask my mate, he thought he could lose weight by drinking lighter fluid. He’s dead of course.
8:46 AM · Oct 16, 2011·Twitter for Android
Twitter
UberLaughs
@UberLaughs
#UberLaughs If you’re looking for a drink to help you lose weight, I suggest that you try Lighter Fluid.
4:08 PM · Nov 8, 2012·IFTTT
Twitter
CollegeHumor
@CollegeHumor
If you’re looking for a drink to help you lose weight, I suggest that you try Lighter Fluid http://ow.ly/f97mH
1:20 AM · Nov 9, 2012·Hootsuite
Twitter
Funny Girl
@Everydaydeliver
Need to lose weight ASAP. How much lighter fluid do I need to drink to become 10 lbs. lighter? #funny
9:57 AM · Jun 8, 2017·IFTTT
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Savage_Brick September 6, 2019
What Type of Drink Makes you Lose Weight?
Lighter fluid
COMMENTS
justcallmedudedude
Just burn off all the weight, right?
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