“Civil engineering” is professional engineering discipline, but there is no “criminal engineering” discipline.
 
“if there is a BE in civil engineering, there should also be one in criminal engineering” was posted on X/Twitter by aravind murali on March 3, 2011. “The term ‘civil engineering’ implies the existence of ‘criminal engineering’” was posted on X/Twitter by Sasha Sheko on July 12, 2020. “civil engineering implies the existence of criminal engineering” was posted on X/Twitter by Wolff on June 29, 2021. “Civil engineering implies the existence of criminal engineering” was posted on X/Twitter by Eric Zeiberg on July 30, 2022.
 
“What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?”/“A civil engineer” is another civil engineering joke.
     
 
Wikipedia: Civil engineering
Civil engineering is a professional engineering discipline that deals with the design, construction, and maintenance of the physical and naturally built environment, including public works such as roads, bridges, canals, dams, airports, sewage systems, pipelines, structural components of buildings, and railways.
 
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aravind murali
@onejubb
if there is a BE in civil engineering, there should also be one in criminal engineering
11:20 AM · Mar 3, 2011
 
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Shubhashish
@shubHASHISH
Civil engineering. Because they wanted to differentiate from criminal engineering.
5:39 AM · Mar 31, 2013
   
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Nimod Namboodiri
@nimodka
Why there only CIVIL engineering and No CRIMINAL engineering…?
1:52 AM · Mar 5, 2018
 
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Some Call Me Tim? (Monkey)
@slimjimtx
If there are such things as civil and criminal law, the existence of civil engineering suggests there must also be criminal engineering. 🤔
7:36 AM · Jun 18, 2020
 
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Sasha Sheko
@sashasheko
The term “civil engineering” implies the existence of “criminal engineering”
6:31 AM · Jul 12, 2020 from Melbourne, Victoria
 
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🅾️𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢🅰️
@lesometa
why is there “civil engineering” but no “criminal engineering”
11:11 AM · Nov 20, 2020
 
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Wolff
@vv_lff
civil engineering implies the existence of criminal engineering
4:12 PM · Jun 29, 2021
   
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gabagoolia it’s julia
@windowblunt
Does civil engineering imply there’s criminal engineering???
10:02 PM · Dec 31, 2021
 
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Eric Zeiberg
@EricZeiberg
Civil engineering implies the existence of criminal engineering
7:50 PM · Jul 30, 2022
 
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Big Bird
@Mr_Nkay
As a lawyer every time I see the word civil engineering my brain just suggests “criminal” engineering as the opposite
9:10 AM · Jul 31, 2022
   
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🇻🇦 Fr Victor Feltes
@StuffForSisters
“Civil engineering” implies the existence of “criminal engineering.”
1:29 PM · Aug 4, 2022
 
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Lord Henry
@LordHydrangeas
the existence of civil engineering implies the existence of an evil, much more sinister criminal engineering
3:42 PM · Sep 25, 2022
 
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jfc
@jfcantu
civil engineering implies the existence of criminal engineering
1:32 AM · Oct 11, 2022
 
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Exciva
@exciva
i’m DONE with civil engineering. time for criminal engineering.
12:36 PM · Mar 6, 2023
   
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♏︎alek ⵣ 🇮🇪🇱🇾🇵🇸
@seafoam_islands
civil engineering implies the existence of criminal engineering
12:29 PM · Apr 9, 2023
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Jack Metzler (cleaned up)
@SCOTUSPlaces
The existence of civil engineering implies the existence of criminal engineering
9:46 PM · Apr 20, 2024