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Entry from January 15, 2017
“What’s long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and goes in tarts?"/"Rhubarb.”

A food riddle—with sexual innuendo—is:

Q: What’s long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts, and goes in tarts?
A: Rhubarb.

The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1974.

Wikipedia: Rhubarb
Rhubarb (Rheum rhabarbarum) is a species of plant in the family Polygonaceae. It is a herbaceous perennial growing from short, thick rhizomes. It produces large poisonous leaves that are somewhat triangular, with long fleshy edible stalks and small flowers grouped in large compound leafy greenish-white to rose-red inflorescences.

In culinary use, fresh raw leaf stalks (petioles) are crisp (similar to celery) with a strong, tart taste. Although rhubarb is not a true fruit, in the kitchen it is usually prepared as if it were. Most commonly, the stalks are cooked with sugar and used in pies, crumbles and other desserts.

Google Books
Volume 10
Pg. 161:
What’s long and thin
And covered in skin
Red in parts
Shoved in tarts?
Answer: “Rhubarb.”

Google Books
Captain Cook Chased a Chook:
Children’s Folklore in Australia

By une Factor
New York, NY: Viking Penguin
Pg. 165:
An example is given by the Opies to illustrate their contention that we must be aware of the context in which verbal lore is transmitted in order to evaluate it accurately:

Q. What’s long and thin, Covered in skin, Red in parts, And goes in tarts?
A. Rhubarb.

Google Books
Last Night Another Soldier
By Alistair Renwick
Information on Ireland
Pg. 153:
‘Okay, what’s long and thin, it’s covered in skin, it’s red in parts, and you shove it into tarts?’

The women looked away in disgust.

‘There you are, they’ve got real dirty minds,’ said Corporal Bruce. ‘The answer is — a stick of rhubarb,’ he shouted.

Google Groups: eunet.jokes
REQUEST: body builder jokes
E’ Cunningham
OBJOKE (From Radio 1 early morning show): What’s long and thin, pink, covered in skin and goes in tarts?


Google Groups: aus.jokes
It’s long and thinand covered in skin
It’s long and thin
It’s covered in skin
It’s pink in parts
I put it in tarts
Read this carefully
Rhubarb you’ll find
Not what you’re thinking
That’s your dirty mind

Google Groups: rec.humor
Re; Long and thin
Martyn Kershaw
Gloria Burnett wrote:
> Albert Blais wrote:
> >
> > Albert Wrote:
> >
> > Hey, whats long and thin and covered with skin and been through
> > may holes?

Long and thin,
Covered in skin.
Red in parts,
Put in tarts.

What is it?  Rhubarb!

In Demand Music
Dave Lloyd-jones whats long , thin , covered in skin , red in parts and goes in tarts ?????....................... http://tinyurl.com/dhrfuc
5:59 AM - 12 Mar 2009

George Docherty
Q: whats long & thin, covered in skin, red in parts & goes in tarts?? A: RHUBARB of course - u dirty little buggers! Honestly!
4:58 AM - 27 May 2009

Google Books
Unriddling the Exeter Riddles
By Patrick J. Murphy
University Park, PA: The Pennsylvania State University Press
Pg. 227:
In an offhand footnote, Barley remarks, ‘’I have recently come across a modern parallel to this sort of riddle in the form: ‘What’s long and thin / And covered in skin / Red in parts / Shoved in tarts? / Answer: ‘’Rhubarb.’’’

Shit Jokes
What’s long and thin…
Covered in skin…
Red in parts…
and goes in tarts?...
3:38 PM - 15 Jan 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, January 15, 2017 • Permalink