A joke about the best machine at the gym is:
 
Q: What’s the best machine to impress women at the gym?
A: The ATM.
 
The joke might have originated with late night television comedian Jay Leno. “The best machine in the gym for working out in order to impress women is the ATM machine. by Jay Leno” was cited in print in 1999.
 
 
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The best machine in the gym for working out in order to impress women is the ATM machine. by Jay Leno
 
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Ahmed Zainal
‏@ahmedzainal
Any gym coach will tell you the best machine to use for the purpose of impressing the girls is the ATM machine *sigh* women
12:17 AM - 30 Sep 2010
 
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Freaky Ty
‏@FixxTheDJango
The best machine at a gym you can use to impress the ladies, is the ATM just outside planet fitness.
12:15 AM - 2 Mar 2011
 
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Best machine in the gym….
Alcan
7 June 2011, 08:27 PM
An old guy (not able to get in the best of shape from tennis) started working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.
 
He asked the trainer who’s nearby: “What machine in here should I use to make this body look attractive to someone like that young lady over there?”
 
The trainer looked him up & down & said: “I’d try the ATM in the lobby.”
   
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Best Machine to Impress Ladies (joke)(gtfih)
Dnas
01-20-2012, 07:17 PM
At the gym training this morning.. this old man not in the best physical condition, asked me: “I want to impress that beautiful girl over there. which machine should I use?” My reply was:
wait for it…
wait…
“Use the ATM machine outside the gym.”
 
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Bobby Boucher
‏@mikeloseth
The best machine to impress girls at the gym is the ATM.
5:46 PM - 13 Dec 2012
     
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Phallus Aforethought
By Charles Cadman
Leicestershire: Matador
2015
Pg. 117:
Pat, who they all knew was a regular gym user, added: “There was an occasion I asked the trainer which was the best machine to use to impress the gorgeous hot blonde who’d just come into the gym. Casting me a cursory glance at me, he suggested I try the ATM in the wall outside.”
 
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Gym Joke
submitted April 29, 2015 by fat_n_stupid
A guy who newly joined a gym asked the instructor which was the best machine in the gym which will make him attractive to girls.
The instructor replied,“the atm”
 
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What’s the best machine to impress women at the gym?
submitted February 7, 2016 by zwart27
The ATM
 
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Joke Authority
‏@JokeAuthority
What’s the best machine to impress women at the gym? The ATM.
2:26 PM - 12 Feb 2016
 
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An old man goes to the gym…
submitted July 23, 2016 by Gibran1984
An old man goes to the gym and asks a trainer, “I want to impress young beautiful girls. What’s the best machine I can use?”
The trainer responds, “The ATM”