Championship athletes often get rings. A joke about the fans of non-winning teams (the Mets, in this example) is:
Q: What’s the best part of dating a Mets fan?
A: You know she’s not looking for a ring.
“Best thing about dating a Falcons fan? You know she’s not looking for a ring LOL” was posted on Twitter on August 10, 2013. The joke has been printed on several images.
Twitter
Kenny Nguyen
@ogKennykat
Best thing about dating a Falcons fan? You know she’s not looking for a ring LOL
5:24 PM - 10 Aug 2013
Twitter
Mr. Met
@PhonyMrMet
You know what the best part about dating a Eagles fan is? You know she ain’t looking for a ring.
8:24 PM - 12 Aug 2013
Twitter
Suits
@QMart32
The best thing about dating a Jets fan you know she’s not looking for a ring lol
7:55 PM - 12 Aug 2013
Twitter
Dennis Farrell
@Dennis77Farrell
Best part of dating a chick who is a NY Jets fan is you know she not looking for a ring.
8:33 PM - 12 Aug 2013
Twitter
Andrés
@AndrewwwRod
”@2danielcox2: What’s the best thing about dating a chargers fan? She ain’t lookin for a ring! Hahahahaha” same with the shitty raiders….
9:03 PM - 12 Aug 2013
Twitter
Trisha Parker
@t_parka
“The best thing about dating a Cubs fan is you know she’s not looking for a ring”
8:19 PM - 3 Sep 2013
Twitter
Kelly Anne
@xoxkelly09xox
“The good thing about dating an eagles fan is you know she’s not looking for a ring”- @DevanneLeigh 😂😂 #funnybutrude
7:27 PM - 27 Sep 2013
Twitter
AgentZero
@bodybylou
“If you’re afraid of commitment date a Jets fan, you know they’re not looking for a ring”
3:01 PM - 25 Nov 2014
Reddit—Jokes
What’s the best part about dating a Mets fan?
submitted June 3, 2017 by Stranga_Danga
You know she’s not looking for a ring.
Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.
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Above, Big Apple Corner at 54th Street and Broadway in Manhattan. Google Maps. Stolen and missing, 2021-2024.
Above, John J. Fitz Gerald, from the Aug. 15, 1931, Binghamton (NY) Press, pg. 14.
Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce "The Big Apple," a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.
Also listen to a 1937 "The Big Apple" song by Ozzie Nelson and his Orchestra. See a 1929 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald and a 1931 photo of John J. Fitz Gerald.
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