A boat riddle is:
Q: What’s the cheapest way to buy a boat?
A: Hull sale.
“Hull sale” sounds like “wholesale.” The joke was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on June 23, 2022.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/trigunnerd June 23, 2022
What’s the cheapest way to buy a boat?
Hull sale
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vanatluv
Don’t you mean hull sail?
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diddy
@the_alphaman_
What’s the cheapest way to buy a boat?
Hull sale
#humour
6:00 PM · Jun 23, 2022·Kipruto
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Jimmy RevJim Olsen
@mybuddyjimmy
What’s the cheapest way to buy a boat? Hull sale. #LaughoftheDay
8:23 AM · Jun 24, 2022 from West Des Moines, IA·Twitter for iPhone
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Daniel Dudkowski
June 24, 2022 at 8: 40 AM ·
What’s the cheapest way to buy a boat?
Hull sale.
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Stephanie Record
June 24, 2022 at 10:37 AM ·
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What’s the cheapest way to buy a boat?
Hull sale.
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