A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 25, 2017
“What’s the difference between a pizza and an emo pizza?"/"An emo pizza slices itself.”

An “emo” joke has been told on several images:

Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and an emo pizza?
A: An emo pizza cuts/slices itself.


The “emo pizza” joke has been cited in print since at least 2005.

“What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard?"/"Emo grass because it cuts itself” is a similar joke.


Everybodies got something to hide
usual pointless ramble and.....EMO JOKES!!
Did you hear about the emo pizza? It cuts itself.
(...)
Posted on Dec. 3rd, 2005 at 02:51 pm

CollegeHumor
“Emo pizza - it cuts itself!">o?
KYLE
June 27, 2006
“Emo pizza - it cuts itself!”

Twitter
Loudmouthman
‏@loudmouthman
Blame EVO_TERRA for this one: Have you heard about the Emo Pizza ? It Cuts itself .
3:19 PM - 12 May 2007

Twitter
Robin Frousheger
‏@Froosh
What’s the best thing about emo pizza? It cuts itself! *boom tish*
3:54 AM - 13 Sep 2007

Google Books
Zen And The Art Of Building A Log Cabin:
The Causes Of Happiness And The Secrets of Enlightenment

By Martin Avery
Lulu Publishing
2011
Pg. ?:
Did you hear about the emo pizza? You don’t have to slice it - it cuts itself!

BuzzFeed
The Pizza That Cuts Itself
It comes three flavors – “eternal torment,” “abysmal darkness,” and “cheese.”

posted on Feb. 20, 2012, at 4:59 p.m.
Jimbo Duggins
BuzzFeed Staff
(An “EMO PIZZA” truck is shown.—ed.)

WeKnowMemes
Emo Pizza
– SEPTEMBER 30, 2012
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
Emo Pizza – the pizza that slices itself

Reddit—Jokes
Have you heard about the new emo pizza?
submitted February 9, 2017 by HippieDressedInBlack
It cuts itself

Reddit—Jokes
Whats the difference between a pizza and an emo pizza?
submitted February 26, 2017 by its_samaclause
An emo pizza slices itself.
Note - found online

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, February 25, 2017 • Permalink